Well this might be the first time we’ve seen criminals get busted because of an empty jar of Ragu. A 28-year-old guy named John Silva and a 36-year-old named Derrick Irving broke into a guy’s house in DeLand, Florida early on Tuesday morning. And after they stole some stuff, they decided to cover their tracks, by starting a fire.
I always thought buttered popcorn jelly beans were super polarizing, some people think the flavor is amazing, some people think it’s terrible. But apparently, there are a lot more people in column A than column B.
If you take an Uber home from the bar this weekend, check the seat before you get out. 11:00 P.M. and 1:00 A.M. are the most common times people leave stuff behind, because that’s when everyone’s heading home drunk. Expect that to kick into overdrive on St. Patrick’s Day.
Why wear a beautiful, classy engagement ring when you could just disfigure yourself by jamming the diamond into a bloody hole in your hand? Apparently, the hot new trend for women is to skip wearing an engagement ring, and instead, they’re having the diamond implanted directly into the skin on their ring finger.