Stupid News Archives

Millions of people stopped in the middle of their jobs yesterday to watch the eclipse.  And this guy was no exception, even if his “job” isn’t exactly a traditional one.

There’s a whole diet that’s based around putting BUTTER in coffee.  It sounds gross.  I’ve actually tasted it and can say, yeah, it totally IS gross.

Hey look at this, it’s a situation where Facebook made someone’s life BETTER.  I didn’t know that was possible.

If the cops cut you a break, don’t press your luck like this dummy.  21-year-old Daniel Czerpak threw a big house party in Shippensburg, Pennsylvania last Thursday.  (About 40 miles southwest of Harrisburg.)  And one of his neighbors called the police to complain about the noise.

A woman in Walnut, California was home sleeping earlier this month when she heard some noises coming from downstairs in the middle of the night.  She figured it was a robbery, so she woke up her sisters and they all locked themselves in a bedroom and called 911.