Hey, the good thing about getting into a shootout with a stormtrooper is you know they’ll miss. The California Highway Patrol tried to pull over a Ford Mustang for speeding on Sunday night, but the driver sped off. He wound up pulling over on a side street and he and his passenger ran away on foot, but the cops quickly tracked them down.
I can’t wait for the first car chase where the cop gets on the radio and says, “Yeah we’re in pursuit of a red Honda Civic, license plate number 3-F-smiley face-winky face-7-Q.”
Well this idiot made it easy on the cops. 28-year-old Nicholas Maziot broke into a house in New Jersey last Thursday and thought no one was home.
If ’90s nostalgia has really hit this level, I’ve got a box in my garage that might be worth thousands of dollars. Urban Outfitters is now selling five-packs of used VHS movies for the low, low price of FORTY DOLLARS. So that’s $8 per tape.
Think you know a lot about recycling? You’re as green as it gets? Well is your shirt made out of recycled, lumpy, old dairy products? Yeah, didn’t think so. There’s a fashion company in Italy that’s making clothes out of . . . SPOILED MILK.