There’s no need to cheapen Ron Burgundy’s legacy. “Anchorman 2” already did that without anyone’s help. 33-year-old Michael Tillman of Reston, Virginia has been running an illegal Sex Club out of his apartment. And he’s been doing it under the fake name “Ron Burgundy.”
These guys just learned a filthy lesson on why you should be very careful what you put in your mouth. Some thieves in western Australia wanted to siphon gas out of a tour bus last week. They snuck up to it in the middle of the night, stuck a hose in the tank, and started sucking on it to get the gas flowing.
A woman named Jolie Bernal was surfing in Ventura, California this month, when she saw a guy breaking into her friend’s car. Her friend actually saw the guy first, and they both started paddling in to shore. But Jolie managed to catch a wave, so she got to the beach first.
This is almost like dining-and-dashing, but with a whole new wrinkle. And you’re about to find out why my use of “wrinkle” here is a stellar pun. 31-year-old Nicole Brown of St. Petersburg, Florida was arrested this week for skipping out on her BOTOX bill.
If you’re driving down a highway and see some roadkill, is your first thought, “Mmm, that would look delicious on my dinner table tonight”? Someone hit an elk on Saturday afternoon on a highway in Bozeman, Montana. And two guys spotted it and pulled over, to wait for it to DIE, so they could take it home and eat the meat.
