Men With Beards Have Less Bacteria Than Men Who Shave?
When you see a guy with a long, scraggly beard, you assume there’s all sorts of NASTINESS trapped in there. So this is pretty shocking. A new study found that men with beards actually have LESS bacteria on their faces than men who are clean shaven.
A Man Is Arrested For Having a Gun, and a Suspicious Bag of Bacon
I’ve never heard of “SUSPICIOUS BACON” before. But now that I have, I kind of want some. After I’m done interrogating it, I guess. 31-year-old Evan Cater of Madison Heights, Virginia was arrested back in October after a neighbor spotted him in his backyard carrying two things: A gun, and a suspicious bag of bacon.
New Trend Alert: Taking Your Freezing Jeans and Standing Them Up Outside
Don’t let super cold weather stand in the way of getting in on stupid social media trends. Embrace it! People are celebrating the cold weather by taking their jeans, getting them wet so they freeze, then standing them up outside like they’re being worn by an invisible man.
A Guy Bites and Stabs a Friend For Stirring His Chili
It seems like maybe, just maybe, this guy doesn’t understand the concept of a proportional response. A 26-year-old guy in Detroit and his 30-year-old friend were making some chili around 5:10 A.M. on Friday.
You Can Now Get Chocolate on Your Fries at McDonald’s
McDonald’s would be SO stupid not to bring this here, and I feel like they HAVE to realize it.
