A Man Drills a Hole Into His Neighbor’s Basement, Just to Steal Some Quarters
22-year-old Paul Buskirk of Bath, Pennsylvania decided to rob his neighbor last month, and he came up with a brilliant plan. Their basements shared a wall, so he sawed a hole in it to get into her house.
The Hot Men’s Grooming Trend This Year Is, Looking Like a Slob
Good news, bro. You’re totally trendy and fashionable without even realizing it. Apparently the hot, new men’s grooming trend for 2016 is, looking like a SLOB. Men’s fashion week in London just ended, and pretty much all the designers had their male models look disheveled, like they just rolled out of bed.
A Guy Went Missing When He Fell in a Hole While Buying Powerball Tickets
A 67-year-old guy in Fort Worth, Texas went out on Monday night to buy a Powerball ticket. Only he used up all his luck before he could even get his hands on one.
A Mom Is Upset Her Teenager Won’t Cuddle Anymore, So She Knits a Life-Size Version of Him?
Yep, this relationship sounds totally healthy. A woman named Marieke Voorsluijs in the Netherlands was sad that her teenage son didn’t want to cuddle with her anymore. So her answer was to knit a life-size version of him that she can hug constantly.
A Fugitive Sends the Police a Selfie Because He Hates His Mugshot
If the cops weren’t trying hard to catch this guy before, they’re DEFINITELY going to make him a priority now.