A Woman Is Arrested For Skipping Out on Her Botox Bill

This is almost like dining-and-dashing, but with a whole new wrinkle.  And you’re about to find out why my use of “wrinkle” here is a stellar pun.  31-year-old Nicole Brown of St. Petersburg, Florida was arrested this week for skipping out on her BOTOX bill.

 

She got about $870 worth of injections from a plastic surgeon earlier this month, but when it was time to pay, she said she left her credit card in her car.  Then she left to get it, and never came back.  Now that’s what I call a smooth criminal.  Ahem.  Moving on.

 

This is the second time she’s gotten Botox without paying up.  She gave a bad check to a different plastic surgeon back in September.  The cops were able to track her down on Wednesday, and she’s facing grand theft charges. 

 

(Here’s her mugshot.  Her skin does look pretty smooth.)

 

(The Smoking Gun)