You’re Not Fully Awake Until 9:40 A.M.
The zombie apocalypse is real, and happening every single day, RIGHT when you’re in the middle of your commute. According to a new survey, the average person wakes up at 6:30 A.M., leaves their house at 7:23, finally feels ready to interact with other human beings at 8:40, and isn’t fully with it until 9:40.