There are criminal masterminds, and there are these guys. Police in Oregon are looking for two guys who crashed their van into a convenience store early Tuesday morning. They wanted to steal an ATM, and they backed the van into the building to get access to it.
Most Hot Pockets are consumed within walking distance of the microwave, but now, you could see someone walking down the street eating a Hot Pocket.
Ever since that McDonald’s hot coffee ruling in the ’90s, there have been a LOT of frivolous lawsuits, but this one takes the cake.
In a “normal” bank robbery, the authorities may try to track the thief down by analyzing the handwriting on a note he hands to the teller. But this guy made that part WAY easier.