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A Father and Son Are Busted For Stealing Lottery Tickets

I don’t think this counts as good father-son bonding time.  54-year-old Robert Carbonell of Port Orange, Florida and his 28-year-old son Robert Carbonell Jr. went to a convenience store last week and stole some lottery tickets.  Robert Sr. distracted the clerk while Robert Jr. jumped over the counter and stole $300 in scratchers.

Scientists Figured Out the Trick to Eating Less Pizza

We’re not in the business of helping you eat LESS pizza.  Our goal is for you to eat as much as possible. But if you’re one of those people who believes in idiotic notions like “portion control” and “diabetes prevention,” you might like this.  Scientists at Cornell just published a study that figured out how to TRICK people into eating less pizza.  There are two steps: