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A Man Is Arrested For Having a Gun, and a Suspicious Bag of Bacon

I’ve never heard of “SUSPICIOUS BACON” before.  But now that I have, I kind of want some.  After I’m done interrogating it, I guess.  31-year-old Evan Cater of Madison Heights, Virginia was arrested back in October after a neighbor spotted him in his backyard carrying two things:  A gun, and a suspicious bag of bacon.