Stupid News Archives

If you’ve been on Facebook in the past week, you’ve probably been JUDGED, by a stick figure.  And it’s all because of a meme called “Be Like Bill.”

You’ve got to REALLY be bored to study the receipt from a pizza.  You’ve got to be even MORE bored to file a lawsuit over it.  A guy named Zachary Tucker in Edwardsville, Illinois ordered a pizza from Papa John’s recently, and noticed they charged him 16 cents for a delivery tax.

Look at the pinky on the hand you use to hold your phone.  Does it look different than your other pinky?  If so, you might have the HOTTEST new deformity on the Internet, “Smartphone Pinky”!  It’s where your pinky looks dented because of the way you hold your phone.  So people have been sharing photos of their crooked, swollen, and curved pinky fingers, and they’re all blaming it on their phones.

There’s no need to cheapen Ron Burgundy’s legacy.  “Anchorman 2” already did that without anyone’s help.   33-year-old Michael Tillman of Reston, Virginia has been running an illegal Sex Club out of his apartment.  And he’s been doing it under the fake name “Ron Burgundy.” 

These guys just learned a filthy lesson on why you should be very careful what you put in your mouth. Some thieves in western Australia wanted to siphon gas out of a tour bus last week.  They snuck up to it in the middle of the night, stuck a hose in the tank, and started sucking on it to get the gas flowing.