Yesterday was National Sasquatch Awareness Day, and NOTHING would make people more “aware” of a sasquatch than randomly BUMPING INTO BIGFOOT in the woods.
A new report has ranked the places in America where you’re statistically most likely to spot Bigfoot, and you need to be more remote than, say, downtown Indianapolis.
To rank each state, they looked at reported Bigfoot sightings, “forestry coverage”, and average temperature. (The ideal Bigfoot temperature was 55 degrees Fahrenheit based on creatures of similar body types.)
Here are the Top 10 U.S. states and Canadian provinces where you’re MOST likely to see a sasquatch:
1. Washington
2. West Virginia
3. Oregon
4. British Columbia, Canada. (Which is north of Washington.)
5. Michigan
6. Maine
7. Pennsylvania
8. Idaho
9. Ohio
10. Massachusetts.
And here are the states and provinces where you’re least likely to find Bigfoot:
1. Quebec, Canada. (North of Vermont and New Hampshire.)
2. Maryland
3. Arizona
4. Alberta, Canada. (Above central Montana.)
5. Louisiana
6. Manitoba, Canada. (Above eastern North Dakota and western Minnesota.)
7. Indiana. (Especially Indianapolis, I assume.)
8. California. (UNLESS you’re on the set of a Bigfoot movie, of course.)
9. Alaska.
10. Wyoming.
(Which is odd. If I was Bigfoot, I’d totally rather hide out in Wyoming or Alaska . . . than New Jersey or Florida.)
These are entire states. To be more specific:
Willow Creek, California calls itself the Bigfoot capital of the world. It has a Bigfoot Museum and holds an annual “Bigfoot Daze” festival in September. And Whitehall, New York officially has declared its own Bigfoot “sighting capital.”
Skamania County, Washington has an actual Bigfoot Protection Law. So yeah, you can get fined for hunting him.
(Canada Sports Betting) (They also have betting odds and probabilities.)
