Someone on Reddit asked, “What’s something you do when you’re completely alone that you’d never admit to anyone in real life?”
And of course there were some inappropriate answers. But here are the best that are safe for radio:
1. “I hold full-blown debates with myself. Sometimes I even lose the argument and get annoyed at my own logic. It’s a problem.”
2. “Full concert in the shower with choreography and everything. And no, I’m not just singing, I’m performing.”
3. “I do a primal scream.”
4. “Bed rot and disassociate completely.”
5. “Have full on conversations with my dog. He ‘answers me back’ in a cute puppy voice that I totally don’t create for him.”
6. “Walk around with no pants on!”
7. “Shout obscenities about people I don’t like out loud.”
8. But one person didn’t want to disclose any of their secrets. They said, “Good try, mom.”
(BuzzFeed)
