If you told me to describe a woman who’s “100% Pittsburgh”, this delicate flower would probably be it. 26-year-old Danae Blaze went to a bar in Pittsburgh on Saturday night, but was so drunk the bouncer wouldn’t let her in.
So she dropped down into a three-point stance, then charged the bouncer to try to TACKLE him, football style. He didn’t go down, so she quickly switched sports to wrestling and tried to execute a double-leg takedown to get him to the ground.
He blocked her, but they started wrestling in front of the door. Then he pushed her off, and she landed on the ground, right in front of two cops.
When they asked her for ID, she switched sports AGAIN. This time it was boxing, and she punched one of the cops in the FACE. She was arrested and charged with five felony counts of assault.
(Here’s her mugshot.)
