Remember when you were a little kid, and tried to make an igloo out of a big pile of snow? Only it never quite worked? Here’s the high stakes, adult version of that. And it STILL doesn’t work.
30-year-old Johnathan Matthies of Norfolk, Nebraska was caught shoplifting at a Walmart on Thursday, but managed to run away before the cops got there. And his master getaway plan was, digging a hole in a pile of SNOW, and hiding inside.
As the cops were searching around for him, they saw the fresh hole, which led them right to Johnathan. They also found his plastic baggie of meth in there with him.
He was arrested for shoplifting and possession of a controlled substance.
