We could save a lot of money if delinquents could just lock themselves up.
A 19-year-old “man” in New York named Cody Mallon was arrested early Saturday morning, after he broke into a former correctional facility.
He crawled through a hole in the perimeter fence, entered the premises, and somehow trapped himself in one of the cells. He was freaked enough that he called the police for help.
The cops showed up, freed him from the cell, and then arrested him for criminal trespassing.
He allegedly told police that he was just there to take some selfies, likely for social media. This happened after midnight, so he definitely knew that he wasn’t supposed to be there.
(New York State Police / WNYT)
