Ever had a friend stab you in the back? How about in the front?
A man in Salt Lake City was out having lunch with a friend on Saturday. And out of nowhere, the guy attacked him, put him in a chokehold, and tried to stab him with a wooden stake. (???)
The attacker was 24-year-old Jose Perez. And the reason he did it makes us think he MIGHT have some mental health quirks. (Either that, or he thinks “Twilight” was a documentary.)
He pulled out the wooden stake, which had a NAIL in it, and told the guy he was going to stab him in the heart because he was a WEREWOLF.
The guy got away and wasn’t hurt. Then Jose stole his backpack and ran off. It’s not clear why he stole it, but maybe to look for werewolf stuff.
He still had the bag when police caught up with him. They also found several rocks in his pocket, which he said were in case his werewolf buddy tried to kill him. He’s facing charges for aggravated robbery.
(Trying to take down a werewolf with rocks and a wooden stake is a total rookie move. Unless the nail in that stake was silver, there’s no way that’s working.)
