Want someone to know you’re beefing? Just throw some actual beef at them . . .
A guy in Florida was arrested for a drive-by CHEESEBURGERING. (???)
26-year-old Jordan Cotto showed up outside Atlantis Gentleman’s Club in Largo on Saturday asking to talk to a manager. According to police, he used to work there. (Largo is near Clearwater, just across the bay from Tampa.)
He ended up getting into an argument with someone, then went to his car, grabbed a cheeseburger that was in there, and chucked it at the dude.
It hit the guy’s shoulder, and cops arrested Jordan for battery. They said the man he hit wasn’t seriously injured, but the burger did cause “bodily harm.” (???)
Jordan admitted to throwing the burger from his vehicle, and told police he “would do it again” if he could. So, no regrets.
He also got arrested last month for stealing a GUN from his uncle’s boat, and selling it to another relative for $300. (???)
He’s facing charges for misdemeanor battery.
Here’s his mugshot. Any chance they tossed him in the “patty” wagon?
(Note: “The Smoking Gun” article says it happened Friday, but the actual arrest report says Saturday at 9:26 P.M.)
