This guy may have known in his GUT he was in trouble.
A 32-year-old man in California named Tyler Jones was allegedly caught shoplifting $1,500 worth of merchandise from three Bay Area pharmacies last month, including 21 bottles of probiotics.
He hit a CVS, a Walgreens, and a Safeway grocery store. He wasn’t concerned about his own gut health, he planned to resell the probiotics in San Francisco.
Tyler was caught after running out of the Safeway, and hopping on a bike with three backpacks and two shopping bags.
He was stopped by police for riding his bike on the road without lights at night, BUT he thought he was stopped because the Safeway employees had reported him, so he blurted out something like, “I didn’t steal from that Safeway.” So he outed himself. He also had two fentanyl pipes on him.
(KRON-4)
