Stupid Criminal: A Naked Man Was Arrested for Destroying a Neighbor’s Spazzing Motion Light

Have you ever been so annoyed by a neighbor in the middle of the night that you imagined yourself storming right over there in your PJs?  Well, what if you sleep naked?

A 62-year-old man in Florida named Robert Boston was arrested after he marched over to his neighbor’s property at 3:00 A.M. a few weeks ago. He was carrying a ladder, and he had a mission.

He was upset about a malfunctioning motion light, and so he placed a ladder against a building, climbed up, yanked a flood light off the wall, and left it on the ground.  He removed it so forcefully that he caused $800 in damages by pulling wiring loose from inside the wall.

Oh, one important detail:  Robert was also NAKED.  He was caught on surveillance footage doing all of this wearing NOTHING except a watch, a headlamp, and flip-flops.

He was arrested for trespassing and criminal mischief.

(Here’s Robert’s mugshot.  He IS wearing a shirt in it.)

 

(Navarre Press)