Stupid News Archives

A Woman Attacks Her Husband With a Toy Stormtrooper

I want to make a joke here that if you’re an adult with action figures around the house, your girlfriend SHOULD use them against you, but deep down, I really want this action figure.  26-year-old Leny Alagao of Port St. Lucie, Florida got into a fight with her boyfriend earlier this month.

A Guy Punched a Stranger Because He Looked Like Shia LaBeouf

Shia LaBeouf has a face that many, many people would love to punch.  And that’s no excuse for what happened here.  But we can understand.  Mario Licato of Brooklyn, New York was getting off the subway in Manhattan on Saturday night, when a guy ran up to him and punched him in the left eye.