These guys just learned a filthy lesson on why you should be very careful what you put in your mouth. Some thieves in western Australia wanted to siphon gas out of a tour bus last week. They snuck up to it in the middle of the night, stuck a hose in the tank, and started sucking on it to get the gas flowing.
A woman named Jolie Bernal was surfing in Ventura, California this month, when she saw a guy breaking into her friend’s car. Her friend actually saw the guy first, and they both started paddling in to shore. But Jolie managed to catch a wave, so she got to the beach first.
This is almost like dining-and-dashing, but with a whole new wrinkle. And you’re about to find out why my use of “wrinkle” here is a stellar pun. 31-year-old Nicole Brown of St. Petersburg, Florida was arrested this week for skipping out on her BOTOX bill.
If you’re driving down a highway and see some roadkill, is your first thought, “Mmm, that would look delicious on my dinner table tonight”? Someone hit an elk on Saturday afternoon on a highway in Bozeman, Montana. And two guys spotted it and pulled over, to wait for it to DIE, so they could take it home and eat the meat.